Kid Funnies

I don't know about you, but I could certainly use a good laugh today! When the kids say or do something really funny, I usually text the story to their mom or my fiance and then lock the messages so I can't delete them :)  My phone is getting full of messages so I was going through them and deleting the ones I don't need and decided to share the funny ones with you. Of course, to me they are all very funny but I suppose if you don't know the kids very well they are just your average kid story. Anyway, hopefully you will enjoy them and maybe even smile a bit  :)

Oh yah, and they aren't in any particular order..

Dylan (7): "You know how when you are in college some people are just mean and mess with your cars and stuff? Like mostly boys cars.... Well i want to get a Lamborghini but not for my first car. The Lamborghini will probably be like my 6th car. And the one right before that will be a red Ferrari because it's fast and the one before that will be one that has those buttons on the steering wheel that changes the volume and stuff like you can even turn off the radio from the steering wheel! But for my very first car I will probably get a jeep  or a truck because they are tough and kinda fast. Wait! I don't want a fast one cuz in college you mostly wreck all your cars so Ill just get a slow one like a bug or maybe one of the really really little cars, except those are kinda fast too. (Thinks for a few seconds...) Maybe Ill just get a van like yours."        Um...thanks?!  Lol

Ashlee (5): "Berta, what time is it?"  Me: "Ten-o-seven"  Ashlee: "What?! There's no 'o' in numbers!

Maddie (8): *answering a random list of questions about me* "One word to describe you... hmm..very nice. No..thats two words. hmm...I know! AWESOME!"

Dylan after seeing a handicap sign on a bus "I know that bus is for handicap people because handicap people are the only ones that need a stroller to move"     In his defense, wheelchairs are very similar to strollers - you sit in it, get pushed, it had two wheels...  don't you see the similarities?

Ashlee after learning all the rules for the game Sorry, finally realized when she was allowed to slide her piece. Each time she got to slide she gives a nice, loud "WAHOOOOO!"

Ashlee acting as a Dr. "Hey, can you hand me the ABC fruit flavored medicine?"

J.J. (22) talking to my dad about fixing a part on my van:  "Ok, so after its sque-squozen back in...."  really? squozen must be the past tense of squeeze =)

Dylan:  "This picture is of alison and her baby and her husband..no boyfriend..no..well hes like almost her husband. You know, like JJ is almost your husband? And soon you will get married and you know what happens after That!
Me: "um...what happens after we get married?"
Dylan: "you kiss!  and i know you will cuz they tell you that you have to!"  
Ashlee: (laughing)
Dylan: "Dont laugh! you will too some day!
Me: "What about you, Dylan?"
Dylan: "No way. Cuz Im single!"

There have been so many great stories that I have already forgotten because I didn't get a chance to write them down. Of course, that's because most of the really funny stuff happens in the van :)  Anyways, off to watch the kids go sledding.